Jeg skal ut og surfe

                                                           Har kjøpt meg surfebrett

                                                           Men det er for vanskelig

                                                           Jeg detter så lett

                                                           Jeg får ikke opp seilet

                                                           og driver av gårde

                                                           Padler med hendene

                                                           Men skulle hatt åre

                                                           Jeg kommer ikke tilbake

                                                           Jeg kommer ikke frem

                                                           Jeg kommer ingen vei

                                                           Jeg kommer ikke hjem

                                                           Jeg driver avgårde

                                                           Får en til å taue meg inn

                                                           Slenger brettet i

                                                           bilen min

                                                           Setter annonse i avisa

                                                           «Brett selges billig

                                                           Har du tusen kroner

                                                           så selger jeg villig

19.09.97 kl 06.30